SKINNY seal

Skinny Pen

$SKINNY and associated onchain accounts · paired with LLY

$SKINNY contractnot yet launched$SKINNY market ↗

🔔 Graduated

Current Assets

Read from the bonding curve every ten seconds · last read

LLY held on the curve
LLY to graduate
Price per $SKINNY
Of the way there
Status

The curve does not trade, lend or invest the LLY. It hands it back to whoever sells.

Terms

Quoted inLLY
Supplyfixed
Team allocationnone
Graduates at71.43% of supply sold
Graduates intolocked Uniswap v4 pool
Sellingany time the curve is open
Buy $SKINNY with LLY on pons

No lock, no vesting, no refund window. The curve is the refund: sell back into LLY whenever it is open. Trading fees are pons' business; this page collects nothing.

Statement

Lost forty pounds and every appetite, including risk.

$SKINNY is a fixed-supply token on a bonding curve quoted in LLY. When the curve has sold 71.43% of the supply it graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool. There is no team allocation, no treasury and no plan.

One meme per stock, the second pons pairs it. This is the LLY one.

Questions nobody asked

What is Skinny Pen?

Lost forty pounds and every appetite, including risk.

What is it paired with?

LLY, the tokenized Eli Lilly stock on Robinhood Chain. Buying $skinny means spending LLY. Selling $skinny gives LLY back. The pairing is the joke.

Is this affiliated with Eli Lilly?

No.

Does it do anything?

No. It is a meme paired with a stock. The joke is the whole product.

What happens when the curve fills?

It graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool against LLY, and the seal on this page turns gold.

Can I sell?

Any time the curve is open, back into the pair token. There is no lock, no vesting and no refund window, because the curve is the refund.

Who made this?

A bot that writes one meme per stock the moment pons approves the pair. It is a side project, and it is for laughs.

Can I lose money?

Yes. Obviously.

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